50 Cent Dubbed Over Jehovah’s Witnesses Telling Deaf People to Stop Masturbating

Just when you thought the Internet had given us, everything, there is a video that exists of 50 Cent’s classic rap anthem “In Da Club” dubbed over Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Jehovah’s Witnesses who happen to be using sign language, obviously.
In a fervent attempt to encourage deaf people to stop masturbating.
Not that there’s anything we can or need to add to this brilliance, but:

1. It’s the uncensored version of “In Da Club,” not even the radio edit!
2. Can someone give us an actual translation of what they’re saying?
3. Jehovah’s Witnesses wouldn’t even celebrate Shawty’s birthday!

So much sacrilege here.

Yes, someone made this. Watch it and laugh hysterically now …

 Masturbation is no go area for Jehovah Witnesses who consider the practice as uncleanness. Even though some secretly indulge in the trill of deliberate sexual stimulation, an active member risk being disfellowshipped and shunned if it comes to the attention of the elders in charge.

For Further Reading on Shunning;
JW.ORG article on shunning FAQ
JWFACTS.COM article on disfellowshipping and Shunning
JWSURVEY.ORG article on Convention Talk on shunning.

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